Most of the times advertisings in the magazines are just some beautiful pictures put together. But if you actually decide to read what they want to say, to translate the message, will you be able to? Let’s see :)

The goal – read the ads. The magazine – Vogue France, august issue.

Dolce & Gabbana: “lace up with your local tailor, why wear label stuff?! Look, Madonna’s doing it!” – Cool! I like that! Will do.

Louis Vuitton: “Wear vintage clothing, but don’t forget to buy our new bag, it’s chic” – Yeah, the shoes are chic too, can’t agree more.

Prada: “geometric prints all over” – Again?

Gucci: “be sexy with a mini dress and buy some camel stuff, ok? Guys love it. But they love it more when you lay on your back to show your new coat…” – Ok, got it…

Chloe: “wear all the beige you have in your closet and you will be just fine!” – I can do that, no problemo.

Valentino: “naked is good, like really good. Combine it with a stylish white mini dress. And don’t forget – you don’t need a bra!” – Umm, do they sell nipple plasters Valentino, have to check it out.

Burberry: “rich layers for everybody and aviator jackets” – Now that’s a trend for fall, nice and clear.

Blumarine: “fringe up, baby. The more, the better” – Fringed bag is ok by me, but fringed skirt combined with fringed jacket and fringed bag, come on!

Patrizia Pepe: “Who is Patrizia?” – Really, who is she? A woman with a cage on her head? I’m telling you, I don’t wanna be Patrizia, for sure…

And that will be all. Do you wanna try it with the biggest issue ever – september’s one? And see what they will say :)